Extended Meme Rankings Wiki

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Welcome to the Extended Meme Rankings Wiki[]

A whole bunch of weird memes that Saturnin55 doesn't consider 'real' enough to appear on MossRanking.

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This site is not affiliated with Mossmouth, MossRanking, Saturnin55 or MossTier.  Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

Spelunky 2[]

Classic Low%[]

Beat the game with low% restriction plus jungle and temple route.

Low% Landmine[]

Kill Tiamat with a landmine under low% conditions. Additionally, if too lazy to use exit door can just add a second to time onscreen after standing in front of the door.

  • 5:26 by chocolatecake5000(0)

Alien Pot%[]

Break a pot containing an alien in Spelunky 2.

Death%[]

Die while playing Spelunky 2. No menu-death or shortcuts. Time is taken from the death screen.

False Machete Break%[]

Destroy a machete by "clipping it into a wall."

False Mattock Break%[]

Destroy a mattock by "clipping it into a wall."

"Selfie%"[]

Stun yourself using the Camera.

  • 33 seconds by Cloiss

True Basejump%[]

Ain't nobody got time to do define what a Basejump% run in Spelunky 2 means. Deploy a 1-1 parachute.

Kapala%[]

Sacrifice yourself on an altar and turn into a Kapala. No shortcuts.

No Kapala%[]

Sacrifice yourself on an altar and don't turn into a Kapala. No shortcuts.

Ice Caves No Kapala%[]

Sacrifice yourself on an altar and don't turn into a Kapala. Yes shortcuts. (Start from ice caves shortcut)

Haunted%[]

Sadly, there's no Haunted Castle to visit in this game. Die to the ghost.

RockSac%[]

A run ending with the player beating the game and exiting on 7-4. Using a freeze ray to freeze lava and produce rocks is prohibited. Rankings are based on how many rocks have been sacrificed, resulting in arrows. If a tie occurs between two players, the player with the lowest time is ranked higher.

Tetromino%[]

Have a natural tetromino made of pushblocks appear fully on screen.

Jetpack%[]

Equip a jetpack.

Additional Spelunky 2 Memes and Category Extensions can be found here

The Categories[]

Spelunky (Classic) Biathlon[]

An RTA run that completes an Any% run of Spelunky Classic followed immediately by an Any% run of Spelunky HD. The IGT time must be viewed at the end of the Classic run, then the HD run can begin. The timer stops upon entering the Olmec Door on the HD run.

Ix's Meme Olympics[]

Complete Ix's Meme Olympics. Time ends on the self-sacrifice for Kapala%.

Kapala%[]

Sacrifice yourself on an altar and turn into a Kapala. No shortcuts.

Death%[]

Die while playing Spelunky. No menu-death or shortcuts. Time is taken from the death screen.

Machete Break%[]

Destroy the Machete by clipping it into a wall.

  • 2.1 seconds by GruntingCrunchy
  • 2.2 seconds by Spef
  • 2.2 seconds by TNF
  • 2.3 seconds by Kinnijup
  • 2.3 seconds by Khold
  • 2.4 seconds by DaftLunk
  • 2.4 seconds by ShinGraywords
  • 2.5 seconds by BlueCadet-3
  • 2.6 seconds by chocolatecake5000(0)
  • 2.6 seconds by ABob71
  • 2.8 seconds by samcv
  • 2.8 seconds by Konato_K
  • 3.1 seconds by Cloiss
  • 3.9 seconds by JPlay
  • 4.2 seconds by MNC mascot
  • 4.4 seconds by ix
  • 5.8 seconds by Yandie
  • 6.4 seconds by InTol
  • 6.5 seconds by meowmixmix
  • 7.4 seconds by saturnin55
  • 8.5 seconds by Polo
  • 9.5 seconds by E5ten
  • 27.6 seconds by ContraMuffin
  • 1:24.7 by porknbeens (pork)
  • 7:04.4 by porknbeens (beens)

Double Machete Break%[]

Destroy two Machetes by clipping them into walls.

  • 12.5 seconds by ABob71
  • 13.5 seconds by Kirby703
  • 27.8 seconds by ShinGraywords
  • 55.2 seconds by JPlay
  • 1:17.6 seconds by TNF

Machete Clip%[]

Like Machete Break%, but the machete needs to live after being clipped.

  • 8.1 seconds by samcv
  • 8.3 seconds by chocolatecake5000(0)
  • 10.0 seconds by GruntingCrunchy
  • 11.6 seconds by DaftLunk
  • 13.2 seconds by DieDai
  • 14.1 seconds by ABob71
  • 23.2 seconds by Khold
  • 26.6 seconds by JPlay
  • 31.1 seconds by Konato_K
  • 44.3 seconds by TNF

Selfie%[]

Stun yourself using the Camera.

  • 1.9 seconds by Kinnijup
  • 2.1 seconds by Carlibraun
  • 2.3 seconds by ix
  • 2.5 seconds by DaftLunk
  • 2.5 seconds by Chocolatecake5000
  • 2.5 seconds by MNC mascot
  • 2.8 seconds by ABob71
  • 2.9 seconds by BlueCadet-3
  • 3.3 seconds by ShinGraywords
  • 3.5 seconds by Cloiss
  • 4.2 seconds by Konato_K
  • 5.7 seconds by DieDai
  • 7.2 seconds by Abob71
  • 8.0 seconds by MikeIsMyIke
  • 9.5 seconds by saturnin55
  • 13.9 seconds by TNF
  • 15.6 seconds by meowmixmix

Selfreeze[]

Freeze yourself using the Freeze Ray.

  • 8.7 seconds by Kirby703
  • 18.176 seconds by GruntingCrunchy

Petrock%[]

Low% run, but you have to pick up your petrock that spawns next to you on 1-1 and never drop/throw it.

Dark%[]

Use Frozlunky to play through Spelunky in all dark levels.

Dark% Hell[]

Dark%, but with a Hell completion.

Anubis II to Yama[]

Defeat Yama and exit while Anubis II is still alive.

Walk%[]

Defeat Olmec without running and exit.

Foodbank%[]

Safely deliver an eggplant to the starving villagers in the overworld (bonus points if you complete this with a 1-1 Parachute).

Cape Run[]

Kill Yama with a Cape.

  • 25:19.589 by Konato_K (also delivered Robot to Yama)

Action Hero Any%[]

Escape each level just in time before a bomb explodes behind you!!!

Action Hero Low%[]

Regular Action Hero%, but the player must collect exactly 12 bombs in the mines and must do the whole run low%, not counting the extra 12 bombs.

Surf%[]

Surf on a Giant Spider, Giant Frog, Mammoth, and Mummy, then defeat Olmec!

Alien Pot%[]

Get an alien in a pot!

UFO Grab[]

The player needs to hold a UFO on their hands. Ice caves shortcut allowed.

  • 0.8 seconds by InTol
  • 1.6 seconds by ix
  • 1.7 seconds by samcv
  • 2.1 seconds by Chromeno
  • 2.4 seconds by ix
  • 2.7 seconds by Abob
  • 3.0 seconds by GruntingCrunchy (also a 1.9 second run w/ pause)
  • 3.2 seconds by Mikulus
  • 3.3 seconds by Konato_K

Golden Monkey%[]

Spawn a Golden Monkey. No shortcuts allowed.

  • 12.4 seconds by BlueCadet-3
  • 12.9 seconds by GruntingCrunchy
  • 14.2 seconds by chocolatecake5000
  • 14.2 seconds by TNF
  • 18.0 seconds by DaftLunk

No Gold Olmec Failplant[]

Satisfy the requirements of Olmec Failplant% and No Gold in a single run.

No Gold Draining Olmec[]

Satisfy the requirements of Draining Olmec and No Gold in a single run.

Draining Olmec Hell%[]

A run satisfying the conditions of Hell% and Draining Olmec.

Max Draining Olmec Hell%[]

A run satisfying the conditions of Max Hell% and Draining Olmec.

Haunted Max Draining Olmec[]

A run satisfying the conditions of Haunted Max Any% and Draining Olmec.

Forever Alone Any%[]

A run ending with two or more players completing the game. All players must be controlled by the same human being, with the same controller or separate (bonus points if it's deathless).

No Gold All Shortcuts + Olmec[]

Complete an All Shortcuts + Olmec run without picking up any gold during the entire run, except for the 10k split where you must pick up exactly 10,000 gold.

Low% All Shortcuts + Olmec[]

Complete an All Shortcuts + Olmec run without using any extra items or health throughout the run.

Low% All Shortcuts + Yama[]

Complete an All Shortcuts + Yama run without using any extra items or health throughout the run.

Low% No Gold All Shortcuts + Olmec[]

Complete an All Shortcuts + Olmec run without using any extra items or health throughout the run and without picking up any gold during the entire run, except for the 10k split where you must pick up exactly 10,000 gold.

Low% Firepot[]

A run satisfying the conditions of the Low% category in which the Spelunker dies to a Magma Man after exiting Olmec's Lair with a Cauldron.

Low% Hell Firepot[]

A run satisfying the conditions of the Low% Hell category in which the Spelunker dies to a Magma Man after exiting Yama's Lair with a Cauldron.

  • 14:29.863 by ix (note: placeholder WR... Magma Man jumped over my head. Not sure if this is RNG or something else, but if anyone beats this with a slower time while killing themselves, I'd consider that the WR instead of mine).

No Gold Firepot%[]

A run satisfying the conditions of the No Gold category in which the Spelunker dies to a Magma Man after exiting Olmec's Lair with a Cauldron.

Master Sword Low% Hell[]

A run satisfying the conditions of Max Low% Hell category except that the Crysknife is mandatory.

Deep Sea Diver Run[]

Low%, except the Spelunker must collect all treasure and crates at the bottom of the lake in a Rushing Water level. He/she may use any items collected in this fashion.

All Legendary Items[]

Complete a Hell run holding a Plasma Cannon or Shield, Vlad's Cape equipped, and with ONLY the following passives: Udjat Eye, Hedjet, Book of the Dead, Kapala, Crysknife and Vlad's Amulet.

Reverse Shortcut%[]

Beat Olmec starting from the temple, then ice caves, and then jungle shortcuts, before finishing with a normal Low% run from the mines. (All runs must be Low%; you can reset after reaching the Olmec exit to skip the credits.)

No Gold Max Basejump (retired from MossRanking)[]

A run satisfying the requirements of the No Gold Max Hell% and Basejump runs.

No Gold Basejump[]

A run satisfying the requirements of the No Gold Hell% and Basejump runs.

Max Basejump[]

A run satisfying the requirements of the Max Hell% and Basejump runs.

  • 19:47.247 by Mikulus (note: it's not a WR. Ix's NG Max Basejump is faster)

Shield Basejump Run[]

A run satisfying the requirements of the Shield Run and Basejump runs.

New Game+ Max Low%[]

Max Low%, except shortcuts are allowed.

New Game+ No%[]

Complete a No% run. Shortcuts are allowed.

No% True Pacifist Mines[]

Complete the mines without collecting any gold, using any bombs or ropes, and no killing.

  • 28.2 seconds by Khold
  • 32.6 seconds by ix
  • 34.5 seconds by Mikulus
  • 38.8 seconds by chocolatecake50000
  • 49.5 seconds by BronxTaco

Half-Max No%[]

A No% run that goes through either the Worm OR the Mothership.

No Gold Big Money[]

The player has to complete the game and get a final score of at least $500,000 without collecting any money outside of the City of Gold.

True Basejump%[]

Ain't nobody got time to do a Hell% run. Deploy a 1-1 parachute.

  • 2.1 seconds by Cloiss
  • 3.0 seconds by ix
  • 3.3 seconds by Carlibraun
  • 4.7 seconds by chocolatecake5000(0)

True True Basejump%[]

Activate a 1-1 parachute the ENTIRE length (from the very top block to the very bottom block) of the the worm. Timer ends as soon as you touch the bottom block of the worm.

Olmec Basejump%[]

Jump from the very top of Olmec's Lair and deploy a 1-1 parachute, descending slowly into the lava pit below without touching magma men. Optional: revive with the Ankh and finish the run.

Buy%[]

Shopkeeper aggro is not allowed. Every item from every shop must be bought. Damsels must be picked up and bought from damsel shops (getting a kiss is not necessary). The entirety of the level must be checked for levels that can spawn shops. Roulette wheels must be spun once (result doesn't matter). To maximize the levels a shop can spawn on, entering the mothership is required. Ends after beating hell (meaning entering the black market and buying everything is required).

Half RTA%[]

Starting from a fresh save file, unlock half of the shortcuts (Jungle and Ice Caves), half of the journal entries, and half of the characters (8/16). Timer begins at character selection and ends as soon as the last requirement is met. (It is suggested to use the All Journal Entries livesplit timer with the journal and character trackers open, although this is not necessary).

Paranormal Investigator%[]

Starting with a 1-1 camera, need to take a picture of the ghost every level except Olmec. Run ends at Olmec.

Pacifist Any% (Has ascended to MR!)[]

The player has to end adventure at the exit after defeating Olmec, with an enemy kill count of 1 (only killing Olmec is allowed).

Pacifist Low%[]

The player has to end adventure at the exit after defeating Olmec, with an enemy kill count of 1 (only killing Olmec is allowed). The run must also satisfy the conditions of the Low% category.

Pacifist Any% No Gold[]

Pacifist Low% No Gold[]

Loki%[]

The player has to pick up the key in the mines and carry it all the way to Olmec's Lair under the conditions of the Low% category. The player may do whatever they wish with the Key after this condition is met. The timer stops at the exit door after defeating Olmec under the conditions of the Low% category.

Bedtime%[]

The player must place all the critters from the shortcut entrances into the Tunnel Man's bedroom for a bedtime story as fast as possible. The timer starts upon descending the rope in the character select screen and ends upon placing the last critter in the bedroom. All critters must be in the bedroom for the timer to end.

Thunderdome%[]

Two Spelunkers enter. One Spelunker leaves. The player must damage and kill 4-1 Anubis with nothing but a rock. They must then pick up the Sceptre. The timer ends upon leaving the exit.

  • 3:42.7 by Loki Nighton (retimed by Cloiss)

Ankh Run[]

A run completed after dealing the killing blow on Yama with the Ankh.

Crysknife Run[]

A run completed after dealing the killing blow on Yama with the Crysknife.

Hedjet Run[]

A run completed after dealing the killing blow on Yama with the Hedjet.

Book of the Dead Run[]

A run completed after dealing the killing blow on Yama with the Book of the Dead.

Vlad's Cape Run[]

A run completed after dealing the killing blow on Yama with Vlad's Cape.

Amulet Run[]

A run completed after dealing the killing blow on Yama with Vlad's Amulet.

Kapala Run[]

A run completed after dealing the killing blow on Yama with the Kapala.

Resurrection Run[]

A run satisfying the conditions of an Ankh Run, but the player must die and resurrect on every level they go to starting from the Black Market level.

All Damsels Any%[]

A run where the player has to end adventure at the exit after defeating Olmec with a damsel count of 15. The Mothership may not be entered.

True All Damsels Hell%[]

A run where the player has to end adventure at the exit after defeating Yama with a damsel count of 20 (this requires visiting the Mothership).

Casanova%[]

A run where the player has to end adventure with a damsel count of at least 10. Alternatively, add 2 seconds to the exit time of the level in which the 10th damsel is rescued, preferably with the All Achievements tracker open.

No Russian%[]

A run where the player has to kill 10+ damsels and then die to Olmec. Reference to Modern Warfare 2.

Vanilla Score[]

A Score run with the following restrictions: the ghost may not spawn; no HHs allowed through level transitions; no render duping or HH duping (see Score No Major Glitch category).

No% Score[]

A run to see who can get the highest score while satisfying the No% conditions.

No% Kapala%[]

Minimalism requires sacrifice. Sacrifice yourself on an altar and turn into a Kapala while satisfying the No% conditions. No shortcuts.

Ball and Chain ending[]

Finish game with Ball and Chain. No shortcuts allowed.

True Tetromino%[]

Take a screenshot of push blocks in all 7 one-sided tetromino formations (I, O, T, J, L, Z, S). The rotation of the formation does not matter. The push blocks must not be part of other set structures (such as the ceiling trap in the temple) and cannot be moved to create the formation. Unseeded runs only (tutorial is allowed). Time is the number of days between first and last screenshot.


No Teleporter Haunted Max World Records[]

MossRanking does not (currently) have categories for No Teleporter Haunted Max runs. These are the world records for those categories.

No Teleporter Haunted Max Any%[]

3:18.272 by Stuoid

No Teleporter Haunted Max Hell%[]

5:11.841 by Carlibraun

No Teleporter No Gold Haunted Max Any%[]

3:43.485 by Kinnijup

No Teleporter No Gold Haunted Max Hell%[]

8:21.152 by ix


Chocolate Memes[]

Max low crysknife[]

Max low but have to kill anubis with the crysknife from the worm

Big Money Olmec Finish[]

same rules as big money but have to end after beating olmec

Sacrifice% shortcut edition[]

sacrifice Yourself to kali from a shortcut

  • 3.951 by chocolatecake5000(0)

I need my mummy%[]

Die to whipping a mummy fly into yourself

  • 5.967 by chocolatecake5000(0)

Top To Bottom%[]

Fall from the top block of the Ice Caves to the abyss without touching ground.

Fly%[]

Make your character fly by crawling over the edge of a falling platform. Timer ends when the hanging animation has finished.

  • 1.7 by InTol
  • 2.1 by GruntingCrunchy
  • 2.5 by Carlibraun
  • 4.6 by TNF

Ice caves jetpack%[]

Kill yourself while wearing a jetpack, starting from the Ice Caves.

Mine Rope Trick%[]

Change the trajectory of a thrown rope with a mine

  • 3.986 by chocolatecake5000

Double Mine Rope Trick%[]

Do a mine rope trick but with 2 mines

  • 4.666 by chocolatecake5000

Lando%[]

Get frozen like ya boi lando calrissian

Wormbreak%[]

Softlock the game by resetting the game before the Worm eats you. Timer ends at the end of the level. Shortcuts are allowed.

  • 11.5 by chocolatecake50000
  • 12.5 by ContraMuffin

Glitch%[]

Make a TNT block disappear with a damsel and perform the floaty Hired Help trick with the robot. Run ends upon defeating olmec.

True Glitch%[]

Same as glitch% but also requires you to drain olmec's lair with a jetpack

Blue Frog%[]

Hold a Blue Frog in your hand. No shortcuts allowed.

Glitch Doggo%[]

Make a TNT dissapear with Damsel

  • 2.6 by chocolatecake5000(0)
  • 3.8 by MNC mascot
  • 7.9 by Carlibraun
  • 9.0 by E5ten
  • 24.2 by Cloiss (found this old clip lol)

Tiki Man%[]

See how long you can keep a 1-1 boomerang in the air

  • 7909 seconds by Stuoid
  • 360 seconds by Carlibraun
  • 156 seconds by TNF
  • 153 seconds by chocolatecake50000
  • 44 seconds by Cloiss

Triple Surf%[]

Surf a giant spider 3 times in the mines

Key to Anubis%[]

kill Anubis with a key from the mines. Timing ends on Anubis kill.

  • 5:38.6 by chocolatecake5000(0)

Haunted Faxplant[]

do a haunted maxplant but get robotrolled and finish the run by crysknifing yama with vlads cape

Walk% Temple%[]

Beat Olmec from temple shortcut without running and also low%

Blow up 4 pots%[]

Blow up 4 pots

  • 5.2 by chocolatecake5000(0)
  • 8.7 by jjg27 (choked the Blow up 5 pots% WR)
  • 21.4 by TNF

Pot%[]

Find pots from 1-1 spawn looking down and up

  • 10 pots by chocolatecake50000
  • 5 pots by TNF

Snackrifice%[]

sacrifice yourself inside a mantrap. Shortcuts are allowed.

  • 3.436 by chocolatecake5000(0)

Naked TP[]

A teleporter run that forbids the use of capes and jetpack

Skullplant%[]

Kill Yama with a skull from the mines and exit the level